Morticia Wright Family Law
Morticia the hearse parked at Essex Probate & Family Court
1970 Cadillac Miller-Meteor

Meet Morticia

Brand Ambassador. Professional Attention Thief. Three Tons of American Steel.

Every law firm has a marketing budget.
We bought a hearse.

Put Your Divorce To Rest.

The Most Photographed Member of the Firm

Meet Morticia, Wright Family Law Group's 1970 Cadillac Miller-Meteor. She's part brand ambassador, part rolling conversation starter, and unquestionably the most photographed member of the firm.

You'll find her touring New England throughout the summer and fall, appearing at parades, cruise nights, car shows, charity events, and festivals, proving that family law marketing doesn't have to look like another billboard featuring people in suits pretending to laugh.

She isn't here to sell you. She's here to make you smile. If she starts a conversation about moving forward after divorce, mission accomplished.

Her mission is simple:
Put Your Divorce To Rest.

Rear of Morticia with 'Put Your Divorce To Rest' decal
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The Official File

About Morticia


Vehicle & Character Profile

Reg. No. WFLG·1970
Birth Year
1970
Occupation
Brand Ambassador
Species
Cadillac
Make & Model
Miller-Meteor1970 Cadillac Duplex Hearse
Hometown
Tewksbury, MA
Spiritual Home
SalemNaturally.
Favorite Food
Premium gasolineShe refuses to discuss regular unleaded.
Favorite Holiday
HalloweenObviously.
Favorite Music
Heavy bassEnough to rattle the casket rollers.
Best Feature
Clears a parking lotOr attracts one. Depends on the federal siren.
Hidden Talent
"Can I take a picture?"Making complete strangers ask.
Length
~21 feetHave some compassion at parking time.
1970
Model year
3
Tons of American steel
21ft
Bumper to bumper
1
Original federal siren
Curriculum Vitae

Morticia's Resume


Brand Ambassador
Wright Family Law Group
  • Appearing at New England car shows
  • Leading parades
  • Photobombing vacation pictures
  • Accidentally becoming the most recognizable divorce & family law vehicle in Massachusetts
  • Convincing people that lawyers occasionally have a sense of humor

Things Morticia Likes

  • Long drives
  • Salem in October
  • Cruise nights
  • Chrome polish
  • Premium fuel
  • Halloween decorations
  • Children pointing excitedly
  • Adults pretending they aren't pointing excitedly
  • People who wave
  • Vintage Americana

Things Morticia Does Not Like

  • Cheap gasoline
  • Tailgaters
  • Touching the paint without asking
  • Being called "the Ghostbusters car"Technically the same make & model. Different year.
  • Parallel parkingShe's over twenty feet long. Have some compassion.
For the Record

Fun Facts


Optional, and Unforgettable

Need a Ride to Court?

On occasion, Morticia chauffeurs Wright Family Law Group clients to court. Not because they need transportation, but because sometimes showing up in a vintage Cadillac hearse is exactly the confidence boost a difficult day deserves.

Availability is limited and subject to scheduling.

Morticia on the road near a cemetery
Catch Her in the Wild

Where to Find Morticia


Morticia spends most weekends traveling throughout Massachusetts. Follow her on Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok to see where she'll appear next. Or better yet, come say hello. She loves meeting the living.

Asked & Answered

Frequently Asked Questions


Is she really a hearse?

She certainly is.

Is she haunted?

No comment.

Can I take pictures?

Absolutely. We encourage it.

Can kids sit inside?

At many events, yes, when it's safe and supervised.

Does she still drive?

Beautifully.

Is she available for community events?

Often, yes. If your nonprofit, charity, parade, or community organization would like Morticia to attend an event, we'd love to hear from you. Email her at morticia@wrightfamilylawgroup.com.

Morticia's Motto

"Life goes on. Even after difficult endings."

That's what Wright Family Law Group is here for. Morticia just happens to make the journey a little more memorable.

Put Your Divorce To Rest

Ready to move forward?

Whether you met her at a parade or found her here, Morticia's job is to start the conversation. Ours is to help you finish it.

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